Thursday, October 05, 2006

Quote Happy

Yesterday, in preparation for my speech I went looking for some quotes to tie in with my topic of humor in the workplace.

Here a few of my favorites:

'If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.'

'Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.'

'You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.'

'I don't suffer from stress, but I am a carrier.'

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